For years, we have said that anyone heading to Rally México MUST be prepared for impromptu lucha libre. But, given our readership statistics, we can (safely) assume that not one person has ever heard us (on this matter and in general). Or, did someone? And, did they (also) take note of our warnings about the potential digestive issues that come with venturing into the heat, amateur overconsumption, and…whatever else we may have mentioned?
Well, that was (definitely) luchador training. And, we have (already) decided that those are a spare pair of underpants in the giant mitts of Volkswagen’s resident black crew sock model, Jerry Matt Latvala (FIN)(oh, you can try to convince us that they are not, but cracking our stubbornness with humorlessness may entail more wrestling). So…no, no one heard us. It is pure coincidence. But, enjoyable, nonetheless.
As for how this prepares VW for Rally Guanajuato México, on top of being prepared for any freestyle wrestling that may (will) pop up and any unfortunate accidents which may arise, just remember the Underpants Gnomes (of South Park):
“Phase 1 – Collect underpants.
Phase 2 – ?
Phase 3 – Profit.”
So, does anyone (still) want to debate our underpants theory?
We thought not.
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