MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF ITALY (2.9.2016 – 4.9.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning. I guess. It's pretty dark (here). Unlike at Monza. Where it is as sunny as the dispositions of the Ferrari powers that be. That's right, kids. It's time for the Italian Grand Prix. The Formula 1 Gran Premio Heineken D'Italia 2016. ...At the legendary Autodromo Nazionale Monza. ...In Monza, Italy. ...Hey, sometimes they … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF ITALY (2.9.2016 – 4.9.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BELGIUM (26.8.2016 – 28.8.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning! I know it's early. 6am early in my part of the world. And, as much as we (all) love breaks... ...Even from the things we love... It's over. Get the fuck up. F1 is back, for cryin' out fucking loud! And, you know what? It's Spa. So, let's get up and go, buttercup! … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BELGIUM (26.8.2016 – 28.8.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF GERMANY (29.7.2016 – 31.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Guten morgen! Okay... ...Let me just make this as crystal fucking clear as possible... Germany. F1. It's back. It's happening. Now. Right now. And, if you're in the US... ...It's (all) happening on NBCSN. Germany!!!!!!! Oh, my god, it was gone for a year. That (actually) happened. But, it's back. So... ...Shall we get to … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF GERMANY (29.7.2016 – 31.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF HUNGARY (22.7.2016 – 24.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning! Question... ...Are you hungry? Because, I'm hungry. I'm hungry for Hungary. Okay... ...That was lame. Anyway... ...If you can't see where that was going... ...Welcome to Hungary, anyway. ...Which, if you're in the US, is on NBCSN. The Hungarian Grand Prix. ...Otherwise known as... ...Formula 1 Magyar Nagydíj 2016. ...All of which, however … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF HUNGARY (22.7.2016 – 24.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF GREAT BRITAIN (8.7.2016 – 10.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning. A very special one. A... ...5.891km/3.660mi in length... ...18 turns... ...Shaped like a laughing Jay Leno... ...Run clockwise... ...For a (scheduled) 52 laps... ...Which will bring the total distance to 306.198km/190.263mi... ...At Silverstone Circuit... ...2016 Formula 1 British Grand Prix... ...Kinda morning. Welcome to Towcester, England. ...(Via CNBC, if you're watching in the … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF GREAT BRITAIN (8.7.2016 – 10.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF AUSTRIA (1.7.2016 – 3.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning. Unless you're just coming off watching the WRC Rally Poland finale. Then... ...Eh, (maybe) it could have be a bit better. ...Not that the end result wasn't good and exciting. ...But, it was so close to being spectacular. Anyhoo... The hills are alive... ...With the sound of F1 cars. Because... ...It's time for … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF AUSTRIA (1.7.2016 – 3.7.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE – BAKU (17.6.2016 – 19.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning! Formula 1, meet Baku. Baku, meet Formula 1. Welcome to the 2016 Formula 1 Grand Prix of Europe! Now, let's hang out. Meet-up on NBCSN, if you're in the US! Shall we just go for the track details? Baku City Circuit... ...Which is a brand, spankin' new street circuit. ...Winding through the Azerbaijan … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE – BAKU (17.6.2016 – 19.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE – BAKU (17.6.2016 – 19.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// P2…

Good morning! Bakuuuuuuu!!! I spent quality time, learning the capitals and characteristics of these former Soviet states in college. And, I'll be honest, I never, in a million years, thought I'd have a use for that information. But, here I am. Because... ...It's the European Grand Prix! ...Seen in the US on NBCSN. If you're … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF EUROPE – BAKU (17.6.2016 – 19.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// P2…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CANADA (10.6.2016 – 12.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Hi. So... ...If you are in the US, you may have noticed that the Canadian Grand Prix is not on NBC. ...As it usually is. ...Due to unforeseen atrocities, today's action has moved (back) to NBCSN. ...And, for those following IndyCar, that action has moved to CNBC. ...Just another dark day in America, folks. ...So … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CANADA (10.6.2016 – 12.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CANADA (10.6.2016 – 12.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

Bonjour! Welcome (back) to North America. Now... ...Why on earth would anyone want to make such a long trip? ...Well... ...Wide, open spaces. ...Massive portions of food. ...Some people might be into all the animals and elements that could kill a person. ...But, this weekend... ...It's all about the Canadian Grand Prix! ...So, pick up … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CANADA (10.6.2016 – 12.6.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

MOTORSPORT // F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF MONACO (26.5.2016 – 29.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

19 turns. Clockwise. Shaped like a singing sea serpent. 3.337km (2.074mi) in length. 78 laps. 260.286 total kilometers (161.734 miles). City streets. Narrow roads. Uneven pavement. Manhole covers. A tunnel. One very tight hairpin turn. What am I describing? Well, reach for a peach, Pink Floyd. Because, it's time for F1 to take the scenically … Continue reading MOTORSPORT // F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF MONACO (26.5.2016 – 29.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT // F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF MONACO (26.5.2016 – 29.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

It's a beautiful morning... ...Sing it! Why? ...Because... ...It's Monaco Grand Prix weekend! It's the most... ...Wonderful tiiiiiiime... ...Of the yeeeaaarrr. Yes, tomorrow is the Monaco Grand Prix. ...The one, I think, most people, on some level, are aware of. ...It's the one I remember watching on a big-ass console TV as a toddler. ...It's … Continue reading MOTORSPORT // F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF MONACO (26.5.2016 – 29.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF SPAIN (13.5.2016 – 15.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning. Hey... ...You... ...Wake up and smell the F1! Yep... ...This is F1... ...This is the Spanish Grand Prix... ...Or.... ...Formula 1 Gran Premio de España Pirelli 2016. And, if you are in the US... ...It is on NBCSN. Okay, thanks to connectivity issues, I am running late... ...So, how about we just get … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF SPAIN (13.5.2016 – 15.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF RUSSIA (29.4.2016 – 1.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning? No. Great morning! Why? Because... ...It's the Russian Grand Prix! ...Which is on CNBC (in the US). Shall we just get to the circuit details? ...Sure. Sochi Autodrom. ...Sochi, Russia. ...Which opened in 2014. ...And, is located between the Black Sea and the Caucasus Mountains. ...With a backdrop of classic, Russian architecture. ...And, … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF RUSSIA (29.4.2016 – 1.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF RUSSIA (29.4.2016 – 1.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

Good morning! Good - Russian Grand Prix Qualifying - day! Which is on CNBC (in the US), if you're wondering. Okay... ...The Russian Grand Prix... ...At the Sochi Autodrom. ...Sochi, Russia. ...If you weren't clear on the 'Russia' element. ...5.848km (3.634mi) in length. ...18 turns. ...On race day, there are 53 laps scheduled. ...Which I … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF RUSSIA (29.4.2016 – 1.5.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CHINA (15.4.2016 – 17.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good whatever! It's 1am in my part of the world. But, more importantly... It's F1 time in Shanghai. Yep. It's time for the 2016 Formula 1 Pirelli Chinese Grand Prix. Shanghai International Circuit... ...Shaped like a boxing bunny. ...5.451km (3.387mi) in length. ...16 turns. ...Run clockwise. ...With 56 laps scheduled for today. ...Bringing the total … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CHINA (15.4.2016 – 17.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CHINA (15.4.2016 – 17.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

Good...morning? ...Evening? Whatever. We can just leave it at "good". Why? Well... ...Because... ...It's time for the Chinese Grand Prix. Yes! ...This is Qualifying. ...It is on NBCSN (in the US). ...And, Q1 is off and running. As Manor's Wehrlein slides off track. Aaannnddd, we have a Red Flag. You know... ...Before I get started … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF CHINA (15.4.2016 – 17.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BAHRAIN (1.4.2016 – 3.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

Good morning! Now, how about a good night? Strange comment? Nah. It's just time for the 2016 Formula 1 Gulf Air Bahrain Grand Prix! Sing it!... ...When the lights go down... ...In a Middle Eastern town... And, it's (all) going down (Stateside) on NBCSN. Okay, let's get to the basics... ...The track... ...Bahrain International Circuit. … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BAHRAIN (1.4.2016 – 3.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE?…

MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BAHRAIN (1.4.2016 – 3.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…

Good morning! And, well, welcome to Formula 1 2016! Which is being aired on the NBC networks in the US. ...Today, it's on CNBC. Yes, I missed Australia. ...I was (only) able to catch the race. ...And, for the second time since I've started doing this... ...Was grotesquely sick. ...You know... ...I never get sick. … Continue reading MOTORSPORT /// F1 /// 2016 GRAND PRIX OF BAHRAIN (1.4.2016 – 3.4.2016) /// UNWANTED COMMENTARY: SHALL WE DO THIS LIVE? /// QUALIFYING…